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Review: Lovehoney Fresh Toy Cleaner 120ml

A spray bottle with a clear lid and green/white label with a heart on it.This review is for the Fresh Toy Cleaner from Lovehoney. I got it for free in exchange for this review. This post contains affiliate links. I am sad to say that there aren’t many pictures in this post though; I couldn’t think of many things you’d want to see from such a simply-designed bottle.

Rating: ★★★★★ 5/5

“Around Christmas, I was contacted by the lovely folks over at Lovehoney who wondered if I was interested in reviewing their new lube and cleaning spray range. As I’m still searching for my own perfect lube I gladly accepted and they sent it to me in the New Year. It came wrapped in a silky Lovehoney drawstring bag with two other lubes within a Lovehoney box, which was beautiful. I was quite excited to receive the package but have had a lot going on since which has delayed this review.

“The Lovehoney Fresh Toy Cleaner has the same design as the rest of the Lovehoney lube brand.”

Review: SPUNK Lube PINK

Tall bottle with a cap, bearing the word SPUNK in pink letters.This review is for the pink version of SPUNK Lube from the Spunk Lube website. It only comes in one size as of this post which is 8oz, though there are various offers for it that you can take advantage of.

Rating: ★★★★☆ 4/5

“I first heard about this lube from the lovely HellKat83 when she was discussing it on Twitter. My first reaction was confusion. Who the hell would want lube that felt and looked like cum? Surely it was only something people into cuckolding would like, not someone like me. But then I noticed it had a rather large gay following, saw porn stars using it and other bloggers began posting reviews. The more I saw it, the more I wanted to give it a try.

As a rule, I generally don’t like to judge things before I try them so I started following the creator of SPUNK Lube, str8cam, to see what the fuss was about. It was around this time that he brought out SPUNK Lube PINK, so I harassed him about letting me try some. My thought process was that it would be less weird since it wouldn’t look exactly like cum.

So, how does it measure up?

“When I got my bottle, it came wrapped heavily in bubble-wrap to keep it safe and prevent it from opening accidentally in transport.”

Review: Give Lube: Aqua Gel

Water-based LubeThis review is sponsored by Give Lube, who kindly sent me a tester set to try which also included their new Silicone+ lube. Also, many thanks to the wonderful Ness, who stepped in to help educate me when researching the ingredients for this was hurting my head!

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 3/5

PRESENTATION

Aah, here we go again. I’m still loving the tiny bottle and design choice for this company. I genuinely think they’re elegant and adorable, which are two of the things I like most in the whole world when it comes to sex toys. Essentially the bottle size and design are the same, but instead of the shiny silver there is a really pretty blue to look at! It’s the kind of blue which makes me think of the ocean, which is perfect since this is a water-based lube.

“After seeing these beautiful designs and colour choices I really want to know what Give Lube will come up with next.”

Review: Lust Lady Explosion Libido Creme

Lust Lady Explosion Libido CremeThis review was sponsored by the lovely team over at Magic Moments who sent me the product to review! Thank you!

Rating: ★★★★☆ 4/5

“To test this product properly, I decided to use it on a few occasions. The first time I did it solo using my imagination when I wasn’t already aroused, the second time it was during sex with Daddy and the third time I used it while watching some hentai (hover for definition). I felt this would give me a better idea of the product’s capabilities and thus lead to a more informative and accurate review.

“The Lust Lady Explosion Libido Creme comes in a cute 40ml tube which fits neatly in the palm of my hand.”

Review: Give Lube Silicone+

Silicone LubeThis review is sponsored by Give Lube, who kindly sent me a tester set to try.

Rating: ★★★★☆ 4/5

PRESENTATION

The design of these Silicone+ bottles is gorgeous. The bottles themselves are very tall and coupled with the black and silver colours, look very elegant and sophisticated. To me the designs scream class, which I never thought I would see from a bottle of lubricant.

“The picture gives an accurate size comparison between the two bottles: the midi holds 100ml of lube whereas the mini holds only 30ml.”

Review: Ann Summers Juicy Lube Range

Ann SummersToday I went into the Ann Summers shop in Manchester to look around because I’d seen some really beautiful lingerie online and wanted to see it in person. Unfortunately it wasn’t as nice as I had hoped, which led to me looking around more. Eventually I stumbled across the lube section, where there were some tester products on display. Not one to let an opportunity pass, I decided to taste all of them so I could write a blog post today.

The range I ended up tasting was Ann Summers’ own Juicy Lube set. So here are my thoughts on taste and texture.

“The mini tubes are adorable; they have a small size that looks great.”

Review: Super Slik Lube 100ml

100ml tube of water-based lube in a clear bottleMy favourite lube ever! I’ve been using this one since about 2008 and that doesn’t seem like it will change any time soon!

Rating: ★★★★★ 5/5

“Super Slik looks and feels like the body’s own natural lubricant, with a very delicate smell to boot!”