Review: SPUNK Lube PINK

Tall bottle with a cap, bearing the word SPUNK in pink letters.This review is for the pink version of SPUNK Lube from the Spunk Lube website. It only comes in one size as of this post which is 8oz, though there are various offers for it that you can take advantage of.

Rating: ★★★★☆ 4/5

“I first heard about this lube from the lovely HellKat83 when she was discussing it on Twitter. My first reaction was confusion. Who the hell would want lube that felt and looked like cum? Surely it was only something people into cuckolding would like, not someone like me. But then I noticed it had a rather large gay following, saw porn stars using it and other bloggers began posting reviews. The more I saw it, the more I wanted to give it a try.

As a rule, I generally don’t like to judge things before I try them so I started following the creator of SPUNK Lube, str8cam, to see what the fuss was about. It was around this time that he brought out SPUNK Lube PINK, so I harassed him about letting me try some. My thought process was that it would be less weird since it wouldn’t look exactly like cum.

So, how does it measure up?

PresentationIngredientsTexture, Smell and TasteCleaningOverall

PRESENTATION

When I got my bottle, it came wrapped heavily in bubble-wrap to keep it safe and prevent it from opening accidentally in transport. The outer packaging was also very discreet; a simple white parcel with no identifying information whatsoever. The lube itself is not discreet though, as you can tell from the images.

SPUNK Lube PINK comes in a tall 8oz bottle, sporting a black cap lid. The label on the front has the word SPUNK in huge letters so there is no chance of mistaking it for something else. It also has the phrases “glycerin free” and “hybrid lubricant” underneath to let people know if it’s safe for them with a single glance. On the back label it lists the ingredients, that it is made in the USA and what it is safe to use with. It boasts a hypo-allergenic formula and compatibility with all toys and condoms.

The overall colour scheme of the lube in terms of packaging is black and pink, which is appropriate since the other bottles have a black theme too. It is by no means elegant or classy but instead it screams “fun” which is just as good. You won’t be able to explain it to someone if they find it by accident but they’ll certainly get a giggle from it.

INGREDIENTS

Water, Cyclopentasiloxane, Cyclohexasiloxane, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Propylene glycol, Hydroxymethylcellulose, Methylparaben, FD&C Red 40

If you’re sensitive to parabens, you should avoid using this lube. The same goes for the SPUNK Lube HYBRID, which contains both parabens and glycerin. However, the SPUNK Lube PURE SILICONE blend is both glycerin and paraben-free!

You can learn more about parabens by reading “What are Parabens?”, an article wrirtten by The Nymphomaniac Ness.

TEXTURE, SMELL AND TASTE

So, this lube is supposed to look and feel like cum. Since I have the pink version it doesn’t quite look like it (obviously), but does it feel like it? When I touched it I couldn’t actually tell if the texture was right or not. This is because I don’t often get to touch Daddy’s cum: it either goes inside me or all over the place and gets cleaned up pretty quickly. However, I was determined to get opinions on whether it felt right. To do a proper texture test, I asked Daddy, his brother and one of our mutual male friends to have a feel and see what they thought.

Daddy obviously got the most testing of texture since I have used this lube with him quite a few times now. He still can’t get over how realistic it is and so is generally a bit squicked by it which is a shame because it’s a great lube. He still uses it with me when we have sex or play but he always seems to feel a little sad afterwards.

When I asked his brother to test, he was fascinated by the texture and spent a good while feeling it with his hands. I got the impression that he liked what he felt and he agreed that it was indeed lifelike.

The last test was a little mean on my part. I hadn’t asked if he’d take part beforehand and got the lube out in a crowded Café Nero, demanding my friend give me his hand. He did so a little reluctantly and then looked surprised as he touched it, saying it definitely felt right to him.

I was pretty satisfied with these results. SPUNK Lube PINK does indeed have the right texture! On top of that, I found it very wet, smooth and non-sticky whenever we used it. We’ve used this lube for all sorts of things and it never has disappointed me, though we tended to use a lot more when it was used as Daddy’s masturbation aid. This happens a lot with lubes though, so I’m not sure if this is to do with this specific lubricant or not.

SPUNK Lube PINK has a distinctive smell and taste, but it is not what you would think. Rather than smelling like cum (which, I admit, is what I was expecting) it smells a little like glue. This fact was pointed out to me in Beck’s review and I am grateful for that because I couldn’t place it before. This smell does indeed transfer to taste as well, which is a shame. For that reason I wouldn’t recommend using it orally, though you probably can if you want to.

EDIT: I have been informed via Twitter that the glue smell and taste are caused by the ingredient FD&C Red 40, which is approved by FDA for use in drugs and foods and thus safe to eat. Whether you like the flavour or not is another matter though.

CLEANING

Despite the fact that it is coloured pink, SPUNK Lube PINK doesn’t stain and washes off relatively easily. It doesn’t seem to linger on your body or your clothes, which is fantastic. It’s also pretty amusing to see on your tissues when you clean off; there’s no way you’ll mistake it for something else!

OVERALL

In the end, I am surprised and pleased to say that I like this lube. It’s just unfortunate that Daddy is squicked out by it, since there is still quite a lot left in the bottle and I intend to use all of it. I now know that SPUNK Lube isn’t just for people into cuckolding (though people who like that will probably love this).

There is only one area that I can fault this lube on and that is its ingredients. While most of the ingredients are not harmful, methylparabens can agitate some people and thus it isn’t the perfect lube for everyone. I know that in the past I overlooked such ingredients but as I progress and learn more, this sort of thing becomes much more important. I am lucky in that parabens don’t seem to bother me at all but for you this may not be the case.

Other than that, this lube is fantastic. It is very wet, can be used with pretty much anything, lasts a long time and, best of all, it doesn’t stain! If you love pink, the texture of cum and are not sensitive to parabens then I cannot recommend this enough. It even comes in other versions to suit your needs and sometime next year will have a fully edible flavour too!”

You can buy some SPUNK Lube PINK (or any other variation) from SPUNK Lube by clicking the image.

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